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Posted by Harvey on August 3, 2001 15:38:40 UTC

A theist walks into a bar and sees an atheist that he knows drinking at the end of the bar. He goes to him and says:

"Why don't atheists just kill yourself because you think life is meaningless and it doesn't matter whether you live or die?"

The atheist says:

"Why don't you theists just kill yourself because you think there is a much better world that awaits us when we die, so why stick around waiting for it?"

The bartender hearing their conversation pulls out a gun and aims it in the direction of both of them:

"You guys are very lucky that I'm an agnostic, because I can't choose who to kill atheism or theism, all I know is that you both make me sick".

Don't worry, I'll try not to say too many jokes (he he).


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