"To many, the thought of an extraterrestrial civilization controlling and manipulating the human race seems far fetched. Yet there are evidences which support it and these evidences cannot be ignored any longer! Are they REALLY extraterrestrials? No, they are spiritual beings, just as we are.
If you consider all information that is posted on this web site, you will realize The Revelation. PLEASE!!! DO NOT BE SPIRITUALLY IGNORANT! We all are spirtual beings and so are they (the controllers). They have been dumbing down the human race for 6,000 years via lies and half truths and mind control tactics.

They always make BIG mistakes! They and their craft are so obvious, one would have to be blind not to see it. And it is because of them being so obvious, they will lose the war as more and more people wake up."

Hmmm... makes sense to me. Let's move on.

"Satan called a worldwide convention. In his opening
address to his evil angels, he said,

"We can't keep the Christians from going to church.
We can't keep then from reading their Bibles & knowing
the Truth. We can't even keep them from conservative
values."

Yep. Sounds watertight to me.

I personally like this one the best:

http://www.theforbiddenknowledge.com/chapter3/index.htm

Check out the Exposing the Atheist article I posted. I found it almost as humorous as this one. :)