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Posted by Eric Clark on November 24, 2003 22:28:29 UTC

Sorry I can't tay but a minute,
but I thought you might enjoy this Richard . . .

The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert.
After they got their tent all set up, they lay in it and fell sound asleep.

Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, “KemoSabi, look toward the cosmos. What you see ?

The Lone Ranger replies, “I see MILLIONS of stars.”

“What that tell you ?”, asked Tonto.

The Lone Ranger ponders for a bit, then says,
“Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tell me Saturn is Leo. Time wise, it appears to be about a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, it’s evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.”

Gazing into the beautiful night, the Lone Ranger politely acknowledges his side kick, saying, “What’s it tell you, Tonto ?”.

Tonto silently sits for a moment shaking his head back an d forth, gesturing “No.”
Then blurts out excitedly, “Kemo Sabi, you dumber than look. It tell me somebody has stolen tent.”

May God richly bless His chilren and all those still seeking Him. %^)

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