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Posted by Mikey Pearson on October 15, 2003 23:40:13 UTC

Posting these jokes which have enough bite to add some science, maybe?

1. Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited -- until you try to sit in their pews.

2. Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisers.

3. It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one.

4. The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes and roaches come close.

5. When you get to your wit's end, you'll find God lives there.

6. People are funny: they want the front of the bus, the middle of the road, and the back of the church.

7. Quit griping about your church; if it were perfect, you couldn't belong.


8. If the church wants a better preacher, it only needs to pray for the one it has.


9. God Himself does not propose to judge a man until he is dead. So why should you?

10. To make a long story short, don't tell it.

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