Am I 18? Bless you. I haven't been carded in years.

“Unless you are considering getting hit by a truck. or similar experience “
was intended to indicate that I do not accept all experiences as positive and sometimes it is better to determine the outcome by other means then experiencing them personally.
I had a friend who said he found God by taking drugs. Unfortunately he didn’t have enough intellect left to remember what he had discovered.

If I am not allowed to use the word “perfect” how am I to have a discussion about God?

Disclaimer:
These posts are in no way intended to belittle insult or degrade moral creeps or a mental vegetables.

PS The disclaimer is not intended to insult Mike but was a humorist response to his question of my legal responsibility for my posts. If anyone considers them self a moral creep or a mental vegetable and therefore feels insulted, you have my sympathy.

• Congratulations. Your questions are more off-topic than mine! - sillyuniverse - August 26, 2003 - 02:27 UTC