bruce always has nice things to say because he is sent by God to make sure our science is not
tainted by Dr. Dick, Mike, or other persons
who are not anonymous like bruce

We want to know bruce's opinion on other matters
of concern to the human experience, but bruce can
apparently only bring us God's word about relativity and whether Dr. Dick is a liar and whether Dr. Dick should "have fun" and whether Mike is a pathetic attention-seeking nuisance.
For, you see, these are the only matters "God and Science" really cares about. And these messages can only be delivered with venom by bruce, because he was sent by God to be anonymous
and trollish on this forum.