I have uncovered, it appears, a demonstration that the so-called laws of physics are optional.
That appears to mean that it is ......say possible to levitate; walk through walls; etc. etc.

If I told you you wouldn't believe me, but I have heard exactly similar kinds of claims several times before. "Get rich fast, without effort". "Lose 50 pounds eating everything you want". "Make $5,000 a week working part-time at home". And so on and on.

It's too bad that someone as sincere as yourself should end up ignored, just because there are too many dishonest people out there. That's why I keep my extraordinary claims to myself, lest I end up in jail or, worse, the madhouse.

• This is different! - dolphin - July 27, 2003 - 06:04 UTC