Harv I'm not Alan and my (space bar) thumb hurts
making typing difficult
You once told me I'm a bad poet

Witness this poem and I hope you have a better day

Courtesy of http://www.chiark.greenend.org.uk/~martinh/poems/parker.html
Fighting Words
By Dorothy Parker
Say my love is easy had,
Say I'm bitten raw with pride,
Say I am too often sad ---
Still behold me at your side.

Say I'm neither brave nor young,
Say I woo and coddle care,
Say the devil touched my tongue ---
Still you have my heart to wear.

But say my verses do not scan,
And I get me another man!