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How many creationists...does it take to change a lightbulb?
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Young Earthers: 3, one to research scripture for light references, one to search for the appropriate 'kind' of bulb, one to explain to the clerk that any variations in bulbs are micro-adaptation, not a fundamental change in bulb technology.

Old Earther - 2, to search scripture until finding a verse that indicates the Lord God created all light, thus moving from doctrine to evidence, we find that the Lord put the light in the bulb, and the Lord is infallible, thus the darkness is a curse put on us by the Lord, in his might and love. Evolutionists should stop ignoring such evidence, and stop teaching electricity in the schools.

Intelligent Designers: 1, but with the understanding that God informed and inspired the creation and development of all bulbs, and created fillaments. So there.

Kent Hovind - Did you know that electricity doesn't really exist? Ask an Engineer! First, ask him what makes the light glow, and he'll say electricity. Then ask how much electricity goes into a light bulb, he'll say something like, oh, an amp. Then ask how much electricity comes out of the light bulb? However much electricity they think they measure going into a bulb, the SAME AMOUNT comes out the other side! So the bulb was lit with FREE ENERGY!

Jack Chick: God made a perfect world, and there was no darkness in Paradise. Then the B***h got Man thrown out. Years later, the Catholics burned out your bulb to appease Satan. Here, read a comic book about it.

Mike Pearson: None. They let the guy sleeping in the church do it, and he's no creationist.

• Creationists cannot turn on the lights - yaniru - November 6, 2002 - 12:29 UTC
• The greatest hoax in modern history? - aurino_s - November 6, 2002 - 14:05 UTC
  • ? - harvey1 - November 6, 2002 - 15:45 UTC