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I'm Sorry Says The Machine

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Posted by S.H. Le on February 24, 2000 14:05:01 UTC

I'm sorry says the machine, Thank you for waiting says the tape recording, trying to connect you says the voice in the vacuum at the end of the line.

I'm sorry that sister is not in working order. Please verify your brother and try him again. I'm sorry that mother is out of service. thank you for waiting, that father you have reached is a temporary disconnect.

I'm sorry that landlord is not in working order. Please verify your neighborhood and try it again. I'm sorry those repairs are out of service. Thank you for waiting, that official you have reached is not reachable at this time.

I'm sorry that water is not in drinking order. Please verify that sunlight and try it later. I'm sorry that blue sky is out of service. Thank you for waiting, those flowers and trees are permanently disconnected.

I'm sorry that country is not in working order. I'm sorry that planet is out of service. Please verify that godhead and try much later. Thank you for waiting, that universe has been dis-

-Eve Merriam-

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