I want to be paid for giving advice, like Mr. Ed
or Barney the Purple Dinosaur.

"In fact, the hottest topic under discussion over there for the past few days has been mutual commiseration over their unemployment histories and how hard it was on each of them. They are the same as us."

Thanks for the report. If I offered a response, I'm afraid someone would ask if I've actually done that...which "is beside the point!" I'd have to reply.