Here Be the Post, Cleansed of Abominable Typos:

If thine humours are of the humble opinion that perhaps I am lacking severely in the act of Cogitation, or indeed that mine Writs are lacking in Integrity, when verily I am unable, though attempteth I have, to locate such grievous Flaws in mine positioning, then I must with utmost humility opine that thou art Coloured and biased from ye olde outset against mine own Heterodoxical beliefs; nay, against Reason and Enlightenment themselves! In the future, should we engage in increased and Copious correspondence, I should verily suggest that thou combine thine wit and rhetoric with Reasoning and Argumentation of thine own, so as to not give the impression of speaking from thine Arse, providing a sound similar to the staccato trumpetings of profuse Flatulence, and leaving a grievous and noxious odour in the Air.

• Thee have but little else - carefuluniverse - May 30, 2002 - 03:42 UTC
  • Once again, thine title is 2100% larger than thine post - stormcrow - May 30, 2002 - 03:46 UTC
    • Willest thou close thine mouth. - kc2gwx - May 30, 2002 - 04:44 UTC
      • But.... but Whittier started it! - stormcrow - May 30, 2002 - 05:28 UTC
        • K - kc2gwx - May 30, 2002 - 15:55 UTC
      • Your character no longer stands up - carefuluniverse - May 30, 2002 - 05:35 UTC
        • Is this to me? - kc2gwx - May 30, 2002 - 15:53 UTC
          • I don't know - carefuluniverse - May 30, 2002 - 17:33 UTC