Recently, in one of our many secret conversations at the God and Science bunker in New Mexico, Dr. Dick and I discussed my profession at length. It seems the "network" is ready for a top Biologist, such as myself, and they were wondering if I was available. Of course I told them that I must first check with my sources in the West Bank to see if I can get out of my current job of spreading "hate whitey" propaganda across the world. My qualifications are too numerous to cite here on the web and you would need the "special" clearance card with the proper retinal scan to become privy to such information. It seems the "network" is just now becoming serious about hiring top people in the field of Biology to overcome the vast new world order conspiracy to kill all the plankton in our oceans. I hope that I can do my part in this on going saga, which apparently you have been left out of the loop. Sorry you don't have access, maybe next time

Signing off,

Cliff Abernathy

This message will inflict severe gastrointestinal discomfort in 30 seconds if you do not purge your self of all your bodily fluids.

The "network" is watching