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Posted by Beelzebub X on November 8, 1999 13:36:32 UTC

Starving child: "Oh my God, please give me something to eat. I'm so hungry...I feel I will die soon..." (weep) GOD: "NO! I HAVE NO TIME FOR YOU! I HAVE DECIDED TO LET GROW UP ANOTHER MCDONALD FOR THE MORE WEALTHY PEOPLE! DIE IF YOU WANT! YOU ARE NOTHING!" (laugh) Sick child: "Please, great God, it hurts so much. The tumors torture me. I pray for aid and medicine. I'm so alone and sick..." (sniff) GOD: "ARE YOU CRAZY? IT NEEDS MUCH POWER TO SHOW THE HUMANS THE RIGHT WAY FOR DOING COSMETIC OPERATIONS PERFECTLY! PERHAPS I WILL HELP YOU LATER...IN THOUSANDS YEARS." (laugh) Poor child: "I feel so cold. I have no money for better clothes...God, please can I have a little bit money?" (cry) GOD: "YOU ARE STUPID! WHAT DO YOU THINK WOULD BILL GATES SAY WHEN I STOP TO GIVE HIM YOUR MONEY? DO YOU THINK HE WOULD BE HAPPY ABOUT THAT? YOU ARE REALLY STUPID! STOP TO COMPLAIN, THAT ALL IS YOUR FAULT NOT MINE!!! THAT IS YOUR WORLD!" (laugh) Beelzebub: "All of you can come to me! I welcome all - the poor, the weak, the sick. I have nothing but heat and fire. Together we can do all! Together we can kill this glorious God and make the world better...even if we come in hell for that." (laugh)

Who is better Beelzebub or GOD?

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