"...there are evidences of holes in the scalp, blunt trauma to the nose and face, denuding of the posterior torso consistent with beating by sharp whips and a piercing wound of the right upper quadrant of the abdomen, which proceeds superiorly through the diaphragm, lungs and finally the heart. Analalysis of the fluid which exuded from this wound indicates that it contained blood in addition to serous fluid from the lungs. The wound was inflicted after the demise of this individual who died as a result of acute cardio-pulmanary edema."

Wow! That's a hell of alot of information they were able to extract from a single snot rag. They were able to identify the cause of death of the victim who wiped his face with the cloth, without the body (obviously it's long gone recycled maggot food)? That's stunning especially considering the fact the cops can't even find my car that was stolen last year.

• Re: ta da... - The Fade - October 25, 1999 - 21:59 UTC
  • jeez, sorreeeey - village idiot - October 26, 1999 - 20:00 UTC