Regarding MR. BRIAN KIRK
- 'Drugs Czar U.S. - PARQUETTE's:
"ITS GONNA BE OK I KNOW A PLACE
WHERE THERE'S A DUCK POND HANSEL"
For an out of - plagiaristic, pilfering and purloining - character-change, Mr. (Self Surveyed & Polled) 8" Parquette actually includes the source and author of his copied & pasted (above) post. This time. (The en perpetuatum Chinese Fortune Cookie on this, reads: BATTERED & BULLIED WOMEN & CHILDREN MAKE BETTER PANCAKES 'n BURGERS.)
Repeat: MR. BRIAN KIRK (Duck Soup, Karl Marx Brother's Sopa Pato) PARQUETTTE is out of character, with the ineffably rare and generous allowance of accrediting Mr. Kent Benjamin Robertson with authorship of GRAVITY IS THE 4th
Dimension, as it is elaborately cut and pasted (above) from that book, by that author; and straightforwardly clarifying that K.B.R.’s work is ‘Posted by Brian Kirk Parquette’.
On the other smitten mitten, until he was rooted out of bivouac on the far side of Alice’s mirror, BRIAN KIRK PARQUETTE made a lot of - way too many - public appearances, ‘on the other side’.
He use to - and still does regularly if intermittently ‘pass (and receive enormous
garlands, wreaths & garnishments of applause) for’ authoring Lewis Carrol’s mathematically wired WONDER(NeverNever)LAND (and the discoverer & inventor of Martin Gardner’s Relativistic Coca~Cola bottles).
Whereas, more recently - since he publicly overextended himself (some say as much as 7 1/2 inches), and tree’d himself (in tandem with Michael Jackson, playing with and fondling his Johnson in public, since '91 - refer: 'I did not have sex with that square baby!'
'If BRIAN KIRK PARQUETTE doesn't get an Oscar
for his ziplessly swinging, presidential
barndoor opening and slamming performances, there is no God!' - Rex Reed, in a recent NATIONAL LAMPOON ragazine review).
Since these unprecedented capitulations MR. BRIAN KIRK PARQUETTE has, in characteristic modesty, settled for stealing and/or denigrating
anything he can lay hi pernicious name calling, award winning, cut & paste, fractally shattered digits on.
instead of implying or proclaiming himself - Bkparque - as the author of K.B. Robertson's work. Mr. BRIAN (Born Free) KIRK PARQUETTE has also publicly confessed that he 'doesn't own copyright' on the work (Kent Benjamin Robertson's 'data') he's holding himself out as the author of.
(Might there be a deeper, duck pond and dog paddling, rhythmically rhyming reason - for recent Cryin' Quirk Carpette rolling rennaissance?')
Readers may only speculate what sort of Duck pond Mr. Bull'sEye is quacking, waddling and shaking his rusty ('SqueakySprings' tRaidMarked) L.A. GravyTrain caboose about.
(ref: Illustrations in MAN FROM UTOPIA, by Rick - Bob's Big Boy - Griffin, accompanying THE INVISIBLE 1984 MACHINE: Robertson Family Conspiracy, at
einstein.periphery.cc/machine_1, thru _4)
Essay contestants who care to address, fathom and/or sound-out this formidably ego syntonic, bad-mouthed, behaviorally modifried, operantly conditioned, putrescently pilfering,'enigmatic
presence on the internet', may send their
long or short-winded email cards & letters to:
(The winner in MR. BRIAN KIRK PARQUETTE’s elitist creative literature camp competition
gets a free, BlockBuster
- 2 4 1 - video of PRETTY BABY, BLUE LAGOON, an 18 wheeler truckload of professorially diagnosed, 'reversely
confessing 'HUGGIES, A KLEIN sponsored audio visual out-take of 15 year old, spread eagled Brooke Shields on network TV, expressing her glad relief that her 'CALVIN's can't talk',
and/or Holland-Hudson Tube tunneled - Empire State certifried, coast to coast - writer's cramp? ).
If BRIAN KIRK PARQUETTE doesn't get a well
rounded Hollywood Stamp Of Approval and several
square minutes in TIME ragazoon (for special effects Stunt Man s'kills as an Orwellean ROAD WARRIOR), their is no Rex Reed?
- Kiitos Palia