hello i have come to the conclusion that there's a black hole, located behind my house..I found this only after my dog was pulled into it followed by my brother and my dad....I was told it was jus a tree....after many maqny years of studying it i have come to the conclusion that black holes are entry ways to the homes of lucky charms. Once through the portal you will be escorted by a leprocon that will show the magical lucky charm marshmellow factory....after dining on bowls of cereal you will be given a hat and a honorary t shrit to take home and brag to your friends....thanks for your time...

your friend and fellow scientist, joe bob.....