It's OK to be wallowing in your slough of despondency. Just try your best to keep up, and eventually you may be declared one of the Fathers of the Real Physics, as you start to contribute.

Understand that Relativity put Theoretical Physics upside down and backwards, and all I'm doing is turning it rightside up and forwards.

The information you already have in your head is directly applicable. It is not to be discarded, but merely rearranged.

You reject my Shrek analogy now, but my techniques are rather insidious, and cannot be defended against. I am winning your mind by osmosis. As you actively and angrily reject the Shrek analogy, it is burned into your mind forever.

I remember one Halloween when I wore a Freddy Kruger mask, along with a sweat shirt that said, "Reassuring Hugs, Ten Cents". People still remind me about it.

It's called "oxymoron". You should be able to generate something witless out of that.

Lots of Love, Ray.

• Yeah Bruce - cosmotiger - November 14, 2002 - 22:40 UTC
  • Harv is Nicholas - quiet - November 15, 2002 - 06:02 UTC
  • Now that shot.... - rayredbourne - November 15, 2002 - 13:24 UTC