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Cosmological Constant Lambda (^)

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Posted by Brian Kirk Parquette on July 25, 2001 18:50:38 UTC

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Their Strongest Beef Is Four Dimensional (refer, ingredients). Lambda. A The Cosmological Constant. A repelling force acting across space out of material bodies; proportionate in strength and intensity to the mass value of its material source (particle/charge).
At a personal meeting with Lemaitre and Hubble, Einstein was persuaded by the prevailing purveyors of what came to be universally considered - and called - the big bang theory; to consider the *Cosmological Constant a mistake on his part (*said to be a repelling force acting exactly like and with gravity ; except in the opposite direction. Preventing the collapse of a universe of impelling bodies.
At the unexpected discovery that the spatial universe is expanding . Einstein's Cosmological Constant Force was dismissed as superfluous. Einstein was thereafter persuaded to call it t'he biggest blunder of my life'; as indeed this record takes accented note of agreement).
Its Still The Same Old Story, continued:
The record can only very respectfully agree with Dr. Einstein's theory; as usual; while all others have grown weary. Abandoning the Cosmological Constant to the Lemaitre-Hubble model of an expanding - Big Bang originated- universe was indeed the biggest blunder of Einstein's life. We will return to that redoubtably pensive consideration in a moment, but now this (I thought I told you never to play that song again, Sam.?) :
Einstein was soft-machined into retirement from his solo high, lonesome. While a follow-through of reinstatement awaits anyone who pursues documentation of what happens when one objectively over-rules the subjective *dismissal of the abundantly proven, objective concept of expanding matter: On the *chronically myopic premise that it is self-apparently not happening. Oh. Izzat so? The Old Man is forgiveable in his abandonment of his supreme theory of the union of the universal taco with the stellar burrito. Dovetail-Confluencing light & gravity. Unearthing El Epitome Del Enchilada. The allegory relic so highly advertised as useless by the *Big Bangers of yesteryear and the Chalupa, popcorn and balloon vendors of *today. On the other hand, *they arent talking about how Einstein was back to and working on his abandoned Unified Field; to the time of his death, in May, of '55.
Long ago, this author noted that Einstein's designation for the repelling force inherent to universal gravitation is Lambda (Also, by coincidence, the Aztec calendars key symbol: A - repeated 9 times. Translating to: "4-motion" Si). Shaped, not unlike a kind of transversely considered ax. Also the shape of a pizza-pie-charted slice. So designated; so named. Godfathered by Albert - the Ax - Einstein. An affectionate if levititious term for the Maestro of gravity. Lambda (^) his sceptre. Scarlet billows. Speaking of supremely toothy, pearly white authority in the name of Albert Einstein. Any Ph.D in physical science who today chooses to disgrace himself in public contention with the Cosmological Constant: Is deferred to the obligation of professionally kissing the thin lips of Albert The Ax Einsteins double bit Lambda. 4 photostatic copies of a quarter for every counterfeit dollar in change-seeker. At yore command. A 4-D chicken in every pot. An improved world, beyond Shake'n Bake. (Old Mack. He's back?) ((Rated GENERAL AUDIENCE. Marca Registrada.))

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