If the theoretical black hole is real, Bill get`s sucked into the gravity field and his atoms are pulled apart.
But it seems you don`t believe in the black hole yet you believe in your own explanation. So why would you make some one travel impossibly through light years to die so they can come back (not) to you for your great wisdom.
If you are so wise, don`t brag about it, tell it, otherwise we cannot believe you even know, just that you want attention.