I love paradoxes and Oxy-Moron Jumbo Shrimp thingys. By the way, define "Thingys" for me. I'd like to know.

Anyway, a great new oxy-moron is amidst us.

Now, on quite a few DVDs, as selling points, you will find the following printed on the sleeve:

"Includes Deleted Scenes"

And still my all time favorite, one that I vote as the all time favorite oxy-moron:

Re-Writeable CDRom

or

Re-Writable Compact Disc "Read-Only" memory

Thank you...